Quebrada Issue 55A
Issue 55A - 10/10/99
GAEA G-PANIC! #17 2/21/99

Aja Kong & Chikayo Nagashima
vs.
Chigusa Nagayo & Toshie Uematsu

Chikayo ran at Uematsu and tried a huracan rana, but Toshie catapulted Chikayo over her then German suplexed her for the win. WHAT A TURD! I'm glad I didn't pay $50 or more to see this marathon. It was so short that it was over before you could say, "Is it safe." I didn't it even took longer than this for Loch Ness to blow up walking to the ring. I don't mind a short match like Akiyama vs. Ace from 6/11/99 because showing the big matches can actually end before the 15:00 mark helps get heat early, but that's hardly what this match did. This was just a night off for everyone involved.

"I sure as hell can't say anything positive about this match. Maybe had Uematsu pinned Aska or Chikayo over Chigusa *LOL* then it'd at least serve a purpose, but neither of those scenarios happened so it was a waste of time.

After the "match," they did some lame WCW vs. NWO shit with everyone brawling in the ring. Nagashima & Sugar Sato were throwing powder all over the place. This was pretty funny because they had these buckets or whatever of powder and they were just scattering handfuls everywhere. They didn't seem to care if it landed on or "blinded" their own teammates or the opposition. While this was going on, Lioness brought Chigusa to the back and chained her to some bar in front of a wall. Of course, Chigusa got free quickly, but the SSU had left all the GAEA women laying by then and Schiavone said, "We're out of time."

"How you could forget and 'Good Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight Everybooody!!!!!' is beyond me, but you were as nice as you could be in just describing what happened," wrote Michael.

Schiavone's nose would reach from Atlanta to Tokyo if he was the modern day Pinochio, but this garbage wasn't even worthy of "good Schiavone," if such a thing truly exists.

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